badluckchick:

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

(via cumfort)

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

(via cattweed)

"

i was told….

"

customers who wanna start some shit  (via suspend)

(Source: aquilamon, via cattweed)

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

(via yourlittledecoyxox)

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

(via yourlittledecoyxox)

(Source: terrysdiary, via byemeghan)

nxgini:

do u ever feel like a tampon? needed at first but then soon replaced? 

(Source: supnikita, via byemeghan)

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

(via whatmygreeneyessee)

Timestamp: 1406213044

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

(via whatmygreeneyessee)

thottweiler:

sirblaxalot:

um

I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

(Source: poeticwaves, via spongebobsextoy)