t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(via fantasia-xx)

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

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bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

(via everyones-going-to-hurt-you)

(Source: littl3sunflower, via say-itnow)

unshaped:

my anaconda don’t

(via danielle-is-a-dreamer)

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phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

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Timestamp: 1410985683

phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

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